Thursday, November 5, 2009

Discombobulation

Dear Diary, I haven't written for a while because I have become totally discombobulated. This is because my life made a quick change. My dream job just became full time, so now I have become not only a full time student, but a full time employee; thus I am discombobulated. This is my definition of the word discombobulation:
dis/com/bob/u/la/tion: Origin: Derived from an extreme amount of stress.
Dis: Disfunctional. I have become disfunctional trying to manage my time.
Com: Calm. I am no longer calm (not that I ever was, but now the situation has escalated).
Bob: The motion my head makes when I am trying to pay attention in class after staying up late doing homework.
U: You cannot understand discombobulation unless you experience it.
La: Lay. as in I want to lay my body down to sleep. (desire usually occurs around 3:00 p.m.)
Tion: Shun. The response I experience from others when I am discombobulated. Others may tend to find me annoying.
Please be patient as I deal with this affliction. I'm sure I will eventually get over it.
Anyone else have a definition?